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The CD player in my car is broken, so I have been stuck listening to cassettes. This has resulted in some pretty corny music bumping out of my car stereo, since the last time I bought a cassette Warren G was actually considered "gangsta". Anyway, I happened to have a Shaq tape -- That's right, I said it: I own a Shaq tape. Any album that has Biggie dropping a verse on it is a must buy.
So anyway, I got this idea that I would post my top 5 favorite Shaq bangers. But then I went to amazon to get a track listing of his albums, and all of the reviews there were much funnier than anything I was going to write. Click here and then scroll down to read the reviews (the first review is the funniest).
Some highlights:
"Giggin' On Em" -- Someone forgot to tell Phife "just go home and save your dignity". Instead we've got him on this track sounding like a retarded Beenie Man. Oh but he comes back to save the day as he actually stops Shaq mid rhyme and tells him not to even do a 3rd verse!! Unfortunately, he has the bright idea to tell the Diesel "Just let all those people know all the fellas and peoples you Gigged on." Shaq starts his boasting list of people he gigged on with three dominate forces in the NBA: Greg Anthony, Alvin Robertson, & Manute Bol!! After an album full of Shawn Kemp, Laettner (teammates now! I wonder how their conversations go in the locker room), and ZO disses, I can't tell you how hard I laughed when I herd this line-up. Pure genius, this whole album is a gold mine of pure hilarity.
10/7/2005 2:19:00 PM posted by Fresh